The Bling Bar

Yo, so iOS throws up this lil' status bar at the tippy-top of your screen—ya know, to flex the current time, your battery's sad state, whether you got bars, & if Bluetooth is even cooperating. If you're rockin' iOS 7 or newer (congrats on not livin' in 2013, btw), that status bar will literally vanish when you hide the menubar. Neat trick, right? Except... you wanna turn that off? Cool story. Go hunt down Whatevs Menu Stuff » Edit-O-Matic » Wayfinder Junk » The Screen Thingamabob tab. Then tap that menubar & toggle "Hides Status Bar" like a pro (or like you're just jabbin' buttons, we won't judge).